If Bitcoin were a character, what would it be?
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📅 Sep 04, 2025
✍️ By ebedee
Some would call it a Wizard, weaving spells of mathematics to summon money from pure code. Others would call it a Rebel, standing against kings, banks, and the rulers of old empires. And still others would see it as a Prophet, warning of collapse and pointing toward a different future.
The truth is, Bitcoin wears all three masks.
Long ago, money was bound in chains. Kings, bankers, and governments decided how much of it existed, who could use it, and when it could be taken away. The people trusted them, even when that trust was broken again and again. And so the world was waiting, though it did not yet know it, for something different.
Then, in 2009, something new appeared quietly, mysteriously, like a figure stepping out of the shadows. No one saw its face. No one knew its true name. It was born from code and left in the world like a flame, burning on its own.
At first, people saw a Wizard. Bitcoin seemed like sorcery, creating digital scarcity where none had ever existed. Its magic was mathematics, binding numbers into unbreakable rules. It could move across the earth in moments, beyond borders, controlled by no one, trusted by all. Its creator vanished into thin air, leaving only the spell behind.
But it was not only a Wizard. It was also a Rebel. Bitcoin refused to bow to thrones and institutions. It cared nothing for the laws of empires. Governments declared it dangerous. Banks dismissed it as dead. Yet each time it was struck, it endured. Each time it was buried, it rose again. It was something that couldn't be stopped.
Still, even Wizardry and Rebellion were not enough to explain it. For Bitcoin also spoke like a Prophet. It was born in the ashes of the 2008 financial crisis, when trust in banks had crumbled. In its very first words, hidden in the code, it carried a warning: "Banks failed us once. They will fail us again."
But prophecy is not only warning: it is vision. And Bitcoin's vision was of a future where money no longer belonged to kings and bankers, but to the people. A future where wealth could not be stolen by inflation or controlled by decree. A future where truth replaced trust.
So what, then, is Bitcoin? A Wizard, conjuring digital fire out of pure code. A Rebel, breaking the chains of the old order. A Prophet, speaking of what lies ahead.
It is all three at once.